Oooopppps licinnnn!!!

Minggu siang, g pergi ke salah satu mall favorit g di Jakarta. hang out bareng temen lama g, kita udah lama bgt ga ketemu, sudah byk curhat yg tertunda. Abis makan siang, sambil curhat, kita keliling2 mall. Window shopping (belanja jendela :) hahahaha), one of my favorit things to do :) setelah puas liat2, (dapet celana crop lucu) kita menuju supermarket mau beli oleh2 buat org rumah. lagi asik2nya turun tangga, sambil makan popcorn Act II extreme butter dengan asiknya, kebetulan g pake kacamata baru, jd musti sedikit menyesuaikan diri. So g rada ga konsen, tiba2 g kepleset, jatuh terduduk merosot di beberapa anak tangga, sambil pop corn g melayang di udara trus jatuh dengan manisnya seperti butiran2 salju. Hahahahaha pas g jatuh terduduk, g rasanya pengen ketawa karena memang lucu bgt!! G ngerasa kalo saat itu ada org yg bawa handycam, trus nge-shoot g, pasti di kirimin ke funiest home video dan pasti menang!
rasa sakitnya hampir ga berasa, krn yg g rasain lebih ke malu dan lucu banget.
Setelah jalan beberapa langkah, baru terasa, sakitnya, apalagi pas sampe rumah.
Biru aja gitu bokong g, untungnya siy g ga ngerasa ada syarat2 yg terkilir. Pokoknya itu minggu sore yang tak terlupakan dlm hidup g...:))

How do you decide whom to marry

gw dapet forward email dr tmn gw yg sangat lucu :)..
kl emang bener di tulis sama anak2...hehehe anak2 itu ternyata kadang2 lebih pintar dr org dewasa :)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1)You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10

(2)No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're stuck with. --Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1)Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then.--Camille, age 10

(2)No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin,
age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns. -- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(9) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that - - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all
grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you
child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like
a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

15 tips agar tidak bete saat di dalam lift

hehehehe....

1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenal, colek bahunya! Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..

2. Tekan tombol lift kemudian anda pura-pura kesetrum. Tersenyumlah, lalu..... ulangi lagi.

3. Pasanglah muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil memegangi kepala anda dan mengumpat: Diam, semuanya diam!.

4. Gunakan HP anda untuk telpon ke Psikolog sambil bertanya apakah dia tahu di lantai berapa anda sekarang ?

5. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalalift.

6. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lift. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat janji?

7. Bentangkan papan catur di lantai lift dan ajaklah orang-orang, barangkali ada yang mau main.

8. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di pojok, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar suara tik...tik...tik...

9. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam pesawat terbang.

10. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada orang-orang. Tenang, jangan panik, nanti pasti terbuka lagi koq!.

11. Bukalah tas anda, sambil melihat ke dalam tas, tanyalah: Udaranya cukup nggak disitu?

12. Diam dan jangan bergerak sama sekali di pojok lift, menghadap dinding, jangan pernah keluar.

13. Bawalah wayang golek atau wayang kulit, gunakan wayang itu untuk ngobrol dengan orang di dekat anda.

14. Dengarkan suara di dinding lift dengan stetoskop.

15. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu bilang: Ini adalah wilayah SAYA

You Know You're Addicted to Friends When...

Hahahahaha!!! very interesting....and some of it even true :p

You named your cats Chandler and Phoebe......mungkin kalo gw punya kucing lagi someday hehehe
You have had dreams where you're the seventh Friend.....hahahahaha kadang2 aja sih :)
You *seriously* consider naming your future daughter Emma....gak tuh, gw dah punya calon nama2 andalan ndiri ;)
You can tell within 10 seconds of the beginning of the episodes exactly which one it is - and you can instantly remember what will happen.....naaaaaahhhh kl yg ini beneeerrr, g bs apal gituh
You can't go one day without a Friends reference.....ga juga sih
You are forever writing scripts for a Friends movie and sending them in (even if you have received several thousand rejection letters).......nope ga jg hehehehe
Your favourite words are - Doi, Yuh-hu and Nu-uh........nope
You only ever buy magazines because they have something to do with FRIENDS in them......hahaha I don't do that anymore :)
You get your hair cut like Jennifer Aniston's (even if it looks terrible on you)......yep, but it looks great on me of course!!;)
You are able to perfectly re-enact every episode line-by-line.......hihihihihi bener juga
You are always refering to real life incidents as 'The One With......' hahahaha kadang2
You have made a soundtrack out of all of Phoebe's songs and you listen to it all day long.....yg ini ga tuh
You've taped every episode of FRIENDS since the very first one, and watch the tapes continually....actually g punya vcd originalnya, skrg malah pgn dvd nya juga :p and it's true I did wacth them over and over again
You refuse to drink any beverage (especially coffee/tea) if it isn't served in one of the cups like the ones they have at Central Perk......kalo ini emang g aja yg suka kecentilan :) suka bereksperimen kl bikin minuman pake2 sedotan lucu2, payung2an, sampe beli coffee mug gede kyk yg d friends hahahahaha
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Friends.....hehehe I actually don't know anyone else who addicted to friends like I do :))